deth-ray asked: Angelina talks a lot of shit about GRENADES, isn't she one though?
sandrageee asked: Idk about you, but I think the only good ones on Jersey Shore are Snooki, J-Woww, Vinny, Pauly and Mike. Ron's a pig, Sam's a doormat, and Angelina starts too much shit. Just sayin'
Can we stop so Vinny can get a Fossil watch? Tryna get it in tonight, son.– DJ Pauly D, Jersey Shore (via)
OMG. SAMMI MAKES ME WANT TO KILL MYSELF.
15151512: You’re the dumb ass beast. Real talk.
'MAN GRENADE GRUNDLE CHODE'
"I'm NOT getting out of the shower with a CHODE...
Is anyone counting the number of times Sammi has...
Like, I just, like, really appreciate it, like, how, like, you were there for me, like, it just, like, means a lot, like. Like, you know what I mean? Like…
I just want a .GIF of Sammi hitting the floor.