(via 3:2:1) Snooki singing I Just Can’t Wait to be King.
"I told him I was going to go get a coffee... but...
"Well stop caring, and just fuck me, man!"
Comparing Snooki to other American Writers →
On seeing another person, as if for the first time: Fitzgerald: “Gatsby was overwhelmingly aware of the youth and mystery that wealth imprisons and preserves, of the freshness of many clothes, and of Daisy, gleaming like silver, safe and proud above the hot struggles of the poor.” Polizzi: “He had an okay body. Not fat at all. And naturally toned abs. She could pour a shot of tequila down...
This new girl is already the WORST.
Jersey Shore S3 - 10 minute sneak peak.